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bring back the funk [14 Sep 2005|10:51pm]

epistemological
[ mood | sick ]

http://www.iccuk.org/images/health/updates/dirty_meat_watchdog/2.jpg

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Notorious meat! [14 Sep 2005|07:50pm]

fabuliz
Don't suck on your fingers.

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meat [18 Aug 2005|10:36am]

kaaaty
Saw this, thought of you guys.
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[31 Jul 2005|10:53pm]
bbq_king
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Sup, bitches?! [16 May 2005|05:00am]

fabuliz
Check out the MEAT GATLING GUN!!!! AWESOME! :D

http://www.kaenkky.com/?p=artl&id=72
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[08 Apr 2005|08:12pm]

cliffjumperl7
since nobody else is adding anything:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/cliffjumperl7/ryanslittlebears.jpg
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tripped upon this last week... [23 Aug 2004|02:32pm]

verybadlady
[ mood | yummy ]

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what the heck, people? [27 Jul 2004|08:48pm]

bijouxamour
Nobody's updated in Notorious Meat for months. And months.




I ate bacon today. Mmmmm....
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rawr [25 Apr 2004|02:12pm]

epistemological
http://img49.photobucket.com/albums/v149/Travelinghairguy/Easter.jpg
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we're watching [04 Dec 2003|12:43am]

vareshe
where have all the posts gone?

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[22 Nov 2003|03:09pm]

epistemological
http://www.poddys.com/jokes/Cartoons/sign04.jpg
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Meat Meat Meat (at the seattle fringe fest) [23 Sep 2003|03:09pm]

psycloptic
[ mood | busy ]

got meat?
All New All Meat Show

Review Rag Writer: Wednesday Knudsen

A Theater Near You
THEATRE 5# - THEATER SCHMEATER
Conceived by DAMN! (Dramatists and Actors Meeting Now), this show is 13 courses of short skits, featuring various aspects of meat: preparing it, eating it, and even being it. It is in-your-face and absurd, as a show dealing with such a "raw" topic should be, but not very coherent, which is a grievous flaw.
There are good intentions amongst the actors, especially Katie Voss who handles herself well, but little could be done to render any of the scripts more savory or tenderize the stiff directing. There were some funny moments, but not enough to validate an uncomfortable 90 minutes which, at times, felt more like a dinner-date obligation than entertainment.
DAMN! is obviously a close-knit group that has a lot of fun on stage, and that's nice to see. But this show is self-indulgent, treating its audience like nothing more than hunks of well-baked meat, there simply to fill seats, sating the group's appetite for the limelight.


(added: 2003/09/23 13:09:49)

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///\\\\///\\\////\\\///\\\ [19 Sep 2003|07:23pm]

psycloptic
[ mood | bored ]

Beat your Meat:




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<img src="http://www.slez.net/funnyshit/014.jpg" alt=Beat your Meat" />
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Pealed or unpeeled, what's your pleasure? [10 Sep 2003|07:24pm]

psycloptic
[ mood | amused ]

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<img src="http://psyclops.mypicgallery.com/?/wftits/pealed_large.jpg"title or description" />
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Meat, it's your wife cooking in that pot. [09 Sep 2003|08:26pm]

psycloptic
[ mood | refreshed ]

Sadly, no pictures ;(
-snip-
Man finds wife, cooking in a pot...

Naicker said a woman told the husband she had seen his wife's handkerchief and scarf in a bush.

When the husband went to investigate he found his wife's mutilated body next to a pot containing body parts believed to be hers.

While the husband was at the pot an unidentified man appeared from the bushes and the husband gave chase. The man managed to get away.
-snip-

http://iafrica.com/news/sa/267483.htm

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Ever wonder what your body looks like after you have donated your organs? ;) [26 Aug 2003|09:44pm]

psycloptic
[ mood | amused ]

They should use this pic in the ads to recruit organ donors:

****If you don't like gore, you should look away right about now... LOL****



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They should use this pic in the ads to recruit organ donors:

****If you don't like gore, you should look away right about now... LOL****



<img src="http://images.ogrish.com/2003/289/289_4.jpg"title or description" />
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'SOYLENT GRUEN' it's what's for dinner!!! [24 Aug 2003|07:51pm]

psycloptic
[ mood | weird ]

Mother Gets 25 Years For Placing Infant In Hot Oven
Child Received Third-Degree Burns Over 70 Percent Of Body

POSTED: 5:32 p.m. EDT August 22, 2003

WETUMPKA, Ala. -- A 27-year-old woman pleaded guilty to attempted murder and received a 25-year prison term for placing her infant daughter in a hot oven.

Melissa Wright of Coosada pleaded guilty Thursday before Elmore County Circuit Judge Sibley Reynolds. The court hearing had been set to consider a defense bid to relocate the trial, but became a plea proceeding.

Wright placed her 18-month-old daughter in the oven in June 2002, with the setting on broil. The child received third-degree burns over 70 percent of her body. Her screams brought help from her father, who was outside the house.

"The child has made a remarkable recovery, considering the injury she sustained," said District Attorney Randall Houston.

The child remains in the care of relatives and still faces years of reconstructive surgery.

"I feel a 25-year sentence fits the crime in this case," Houston said.

Wright first told investigators the child fell into the oven by accident. She claimed she was holding the baby when she opened the oven to check on liver that was cooking. She told authorities the child slipped from her arms, fell on the door, rolled into the oven and the door closed.

"This was not an accident. This was attempted murder," Houston said. "We were going to argue, and we feel the evidence would show, Wright was jealous of the attention the father was placing on the child. She didn't suffer from any mental illness. She is just mean as hell."

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The meat, and what it 'thinks'. [22 Aug 2003|06:10pm]

psycloptic
[ mood | hungry ]

Or a Zombie's wet dream ;)

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Or a Zombie's wet dream ;)

<img src="http://igloo.its.unimelb.edu.au/funny/backup/brain_2.gif"title or description" />
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'Pork' the one you love...no really! [22 Aug 2003|09:35am]

psycloptic
[ mood | chipper ]

Former police fined after pig sex:

A former police officer is sentenced to pay NOK 8000 after being convicted for having sex with animals.

The farmer who ownes the animals caught the former police officer in the act with a camera.

"I had problems comprehending what I was seeing", the farmer told VG. Former police fined after pig sex

The farmer ran to fetch his camera as he caught eye of the former police officer who stood inside the pigs' fence, half naked, fondling the pigs.

"Suddenly he pulled his briefs down and did what I didn't thought was possible", the farmer told the newspaper.

The farmer took nine pictures that he handed over to the local police. The incident happened earlier this summer and the man is sentenced to pay NOK 8000 for breaking the animal's rights act.

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Former police fined after pig sex:

A former police officer is sentenced to pay NOK 8000 after being convicted for having sex with animals.

The farmer who ownes the animals caught the former police officer in the act with a camera.

"I had problems comprehending what I was seeing", the farmer told VG. Former police fined after pig sex

The farmer ran to fetch his camera as he caught eye of the former police officer who stood inside the pigs' fence, half naked, fondling the pigs.

"Suddenly he pulled his briefs down and did what I didn't thought was possible", the farmer told the newspaper.

The farmer took nine pictures that he handed over to the local police. The incident happened earlier this summer and the man is sentenced to pay NOK 8000 for breaking the animal's rights act.

<img src="http://www.jokesaround.com/images/pictures/0311.jpg
"Pork does a body good" />
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when sex turns to meat [20 Aug 2003|04:37am]

epistemological
[ mood | anxious ]

Granuloma Inguinale
(Donovanosis)



A sexually transmitted, progressive infection of the genital skin caused by intracellular bacterium, Calymmatobacterium granulomatis.



Etiology



Granuloma inguinale is very rare in temperate climates but is more common in some tropical and subtropical areas. Its cause is a gram-negative intracellular bacillus found in mononuclear cells, C. granulomatis (formerly Donovania granulomatis), which does not grow on ordinary culture medium.



Symptoms and Signs



The incubation period varies from about 1 to 12 wk. The initial lesion is a painless, beefy-red nodule that slowly enlarges as an elevated, velvety, malodorous, granulating ulcerated plaque. Sites of infection are the penis, scrotum, groin, and thighs in men; the vulva, vagina, and perineum in women; the anus and buttocks in homosexual men; and the face in both sexes. Lymphadenopathy is absent, and the disease spreads by contiguity and autoinoculation. Lesions progress slowly but eventually may cover the genitalia. Healing is slow with scarring. Secondary infection is common and can cause gross tissue destruction. Hematogenous dissemination to bones, joints, or liver occurs occasionally, and anemia, cachexia, and death may follow in neglected cases.



Diagnosis



Bright, beefy-red, moist, smooth, raised lesions are characteristic. Diagnosis is confirmed microscopically by presence of Donovan bodies (intracytoplasmic bacilli in macrophages stained by Giemsa or Wright's stain) in smears taken from scrapings of the edge of lesions. Biopsy specimens from such scrapings contain many plasma cells but few mononuclear cells.



Treatment



Tetracyclines, macrolides, and trimethoprim-sulfamethoxazole have been used most successfully, but aminoglycosides, quinolones, and chloramphenicol have also been effective. Recommended regimens include azithromycin either 500 mg po daily for 7 days or 1 g po weekly for 4 wk, doxycycline 100 mg po bid for 21 days, erythromycin 800 to 1000 mg po bid for 21 days, or ceftriaxone 1 g IM or IV daily for 14 days. Treatment should elicit a response in 7 days, but healing of extensive disease may be slow and lesions may recur, requiring more prolonged therapy. The patient's sexual contacts should be examined for lesions. Surveillance after apparently successful treatment should continue for 6 mo. HIV-infected patients may require more prolonged treatment.

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